Remember the furore about john Two jags Prescott. That was before we found out about his two shags of course. We thought two was one too many.
Well as the American election campaign descends into total silliness the Obama camp's latest snide attack on John McCain alleges Johnny Mac owns thirteen cars while Barry Soetoro Obama owns only one. (story: News week)
What they don't tell us is whether Obama gets round town by riding a bike like our Tory Boys BoJo and Dave Cameron or whether he rides around in a stretch limo with darkened windows hired for him by the American taxpayers.